Monday 30 August 2010

It's almost official

7/10 blogs focus on the equally admirable practices of Pony upkeep and the mucking-out of stables.
Or something to that effect.

The remaining percentage are dedicated to describing the exploits of derring-do families, updated solely by the Scrapbooking Moms of America, who are easily identified by their frequent expressions of thanks to God for the wonderful children he has blessed them with. Photographs of these children in turn appear frequently on the blog, accompanied by a short paragraph in which the S.M.A. individual describes how the children differ from their siblings and summarises their most lovable quality contrasted with the most nefarious aspect of their personality.

A very small minority will write about fashion, zombies, photography, or their travels. An intriguing combination of any of these themes is hoped to be the cause of increased readership.

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