Friday, 5 October 2007

"You'll be so high, you'll be flying"

End of the world?

Tsunamis. Tornadoes. Earthquakes. We've got a whole lot of disasters heading towards us. Half of them have already hit us before. Us Brits might be safe for now. Soon, though, more immigrants will be rushing in. They'll continue to take over our country as theirs are raped and robbed by freak weather.

People always moan and groan about global warming killing animals and destroying homes. But we shouldn't be caring about that. We should be bothered by the effect it has on us and our nation.

Millions of foreigners will want our land when theirs is gone. We've already got too many people in this country who don't belong here. And if there are more floods and tornadoes around the world, there will be more immigrants coming to take over.


Before you go bashing me in on the head, I'll let you know now that this was an exercise I had to do in Editorial Writing today. I had to pick an issue (such as global warming) and write about it as though I were writing a focus article in a tabloid newspaper such as The Sun. I went for the whole 'sensationalising' shebang, considering what aspects of global warming might worry Sun readers most. It's only natural that they'd be able to link it to immigration somehow. So, yeh, I'm not racist. Or stupid.

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